This is the funniest thing I have read on the internet in a long, long time. Literally laughing out loud at how funny both the commentary and the movie were. for those who don't know, Phillip Glass and Jayson Blair were both journalists who totally fabricated many stories and were summarily fired. Anyway, if you have EVER seen Goonies, read both of these and I guarantee a smile on your face and a laugh in your belly.McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Unused Audio Commentary By Jayson Blair and Stephen Glass, Recorded Summer 2003, for The Goonies Special Gen-X Edition DVD, Part Two

This is the Onion. When I have time to read it, it makes me laugh. Kind of cynical and irreverent, but funny nevertheless. Maybe that describes me a little bitThe Onion | America's Finest News Source™

This is hopefully our next president. Visit the site and find out about him. The guy is bright, hard working, and seems relatively honest. Can't say I agree with ALL of his issues, but he seems to be the best candidate we have had in quite a few years (assuming he runs)Draft Wesley Clark for President