How brilliant are these lyrics?

We played Nintendooooo
This was her very first date
I didn't wanna make it seem too fly
We ate cerealllll
She couldn't stay out at late
Her mother told her to be home at nine

Iesha, you are the girl that I never had and I want to get to know you bettah.


and you KNOW who created that bad creation, right?? RIGHT???

BBD YO