This chat happened this very evening between DCT and myself...

[22:37] DCT: i don't even know what language you're talking about
[22:37] devin1111@hotmail.com: ching ching language
[22:37] DCT: oh, you're speaking chinese?
[22:38] devin1111@hotmail.com: i mean if you want to make out with mariah carey's boobs it's not for me to judge
[22:38] devin1111@hotmail.com: but i will fight to the death your right to say it
[22:40] DCT: oh man, i love her boobs. i want to take them to a movie
[22:41] devin1111@hotmail.com: you know what movie i think they would like? young einstein starring yahoo serious
[22:42] DCT: i've seen it. i love it
[22:42] devin1111@hotmail.com: yeah. i saw it in THX and man, what an adventure
[22:42] devin1111@hotmail.com: i will only see it in a THX certified theater
[22:42] DCT: i begged my mom to take me to see that when it first came out, i thought it was the greatest movie to date. and i was right to think it.
[22:43] devin1111@hotmail.com: i think you're right
[22:43]devin1111@hotmail.com:even mariah carey's boobs would realize how good that movieis
[22:43] DCT: any other theatre would be a mockery to the film.
[22:43] DCT: especially her boobs. they're the roger ebert of boobs.
[22:44] DCT: they are perfect in every way....they love watching baseball with me on saturday afternoons.
[22:44] devin1111@hotmail.com: do they bring you lemonade?
[22:45] devin1111@hotmail.com: do u think mariah carey's boobs smoke pot?
[22:46] DCT: they would if you wanted to. Or they'd be down for getting 2 for $1 tacos at Jack in the Box.
[22:46] devin1111@hotmail.com: that's why they kick so much ass